Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Tank Top north dakota chunky golden-yellow block text reads

chunky golden-yellow block text reads "WOLFMAN'S GOT NARDS" with red blood dripping from the letterforms in a retro 1980s horror style

Now wearing thirteen stars unironically requires a thesis defense

Inspired by Beverly Hills Cop

But the dream

" all rendered in a weathered screen-print texture

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Tank Top north dakota chunky golden-yellow block text readsBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below